So the WFA playoffs are in hiatus for a few weeks while a bunch of players are over in Finland to kick some football ass and bring home the gold at the Women’s World Cup put on by the International Federation of American Football. What’s that you say? The games haven’t happened yet? How could […]
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Meet Bitty Heff.

She’s the new-ish baby of a former Militia player and she’s cooler than you or I will ever be. And she has a message for a certain city.
Meet Your Militia: Kandi (#65/OL)

I don’t think it’s news that your Militia Cheerleader was not a lifelong die-hard fan of the game of football. I liked to watch the Pats on TV, sure, but I had never attended any kind of football game before attending a Militia game. And while that was five years ago and I’ve learned massive […]
I’m like the unstoppable Militia O-line of jokes about grammar.

Text convo between me & Backseat Coach yesterday:
Playoff Postcards
Dear Boston Militia Mgmt, I hear you guys have a game coming up. Maybe you might wanna put something about it on your website sometime. ETA: Done as of this morning. Lovely. (Game time would be nice, tho.) xo mc Dear Arena Football, You are the football equivalent of just eating dessert. And not even […]
A few round 1 notes

Holy first week of playoffs, Batman. Forfeits! Upsets! And by that I mean one forfeit and one upset. Or two, if you count how UPSET I was by the games that I couldn’t get mid-game score updates for. (Ha ha heteronym joke.) See inset pic for proof; your Militia Cheerleader obviously likes her some technology, […]
What’s the buzz?
What, tables and flowcharts weren’t enough for you? You want actual commentary by people who know stuff? OK! You got it: the playoff buzz, just for you. Now who’s gonna come babysit Tiny Coach and Scout so we can cover all the games tonight? (Please form an orderly line with references in hand.)
Another one bites the, etc.
Per the Miami Fury Facebook page, the Savannah Sabers have forfeited their first round playoff game today, which means the Fury have a bye and will compete in round 2 next week against either Atlanta or Tampa Bay. The Sabers were the Division 5 runners-up, and Divs 5 & 6, as you may remember, have […]
If you want something done right…

So hey there! Welcome to the newly remodeled Militia Cheerleader site, complete with brand new, totally unofficial and absolutely unauthorized playoffs section (guaranteed to be at least 93% accurate!). Please have a look around and let me know if you see anything that doesn’t look right. I decided to separate the playoff stuff a bit […]
No no neigh-neigh, hello Cinderella Z’s & updated bracket
This just in: the Lonestar Mustangs, wild card team for Divisions 7, 8 and 9, have declined their playoff spot as not enough team members would be able to travel to St. Louis on Saturday. Enter the Acadiana Zydeco, who would be described here as a scrappy little team with a lot of heart if […]